Saturday, September 20, 2008

Eye Candy 2...


After my (somewhat) successful hottie post, I have decided to do another-- it can be difficult to find ladies tasty enough to make my list, but I think I have found another in Playboy Playmate Nicole Marie Lenz (March 2000). I did censor the pic a bit, not because I am a prude but because I don't think everyone who might see this blog would necessarily want to see everything (but if you can't handle bare breasts, then I probably don't want you on my blog anyway).
Enjoy and of course click to enlarge-- except you, Doc... your heart has had enough.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

WTF??? Coffee edition...


To continue my (unintentional) series on poop-related posts (and one picked especially for bloggy buddy Mike), CAT POOP COFFEE!
Kopi Luwak or Civet coffee is coffee made from coffee berries which have been eaten by and passed through the digestive tract of the Asian Palm Civet. The civets eat the berries, but the beans inside pass through their system undigested. This process takes place on the islands of Sumatra, Java and Sulawesi in the Indonesian Archipelago, in the Phillipines and in East Timor. Vietnam has a similar type of coffee, called weasel coffee, which is made from coffee berries which have been regurgitated by local weasels. In actuality the "weasel" is just the local version of the Asian Palm Civet.
I can't imagine coffee would (or could) taste and smell worse if it was shit out of a critter...

WTF??? 34


Egypt donkey jailed for theft
CAIRO (AFP) - An Egyptian donkey has been jailed for stealing corn on the cob from a field belonging to an agricultural research institute in the Nile Delta, local media reported on Thursday. The ass and its owner were apprehended at a police checkpoint that had been set up after the institute's director complained that someone was stealing his crops, the state-owned Al-Ahram daily said.
The unnamed ungulate was found in possession of the institute's corn and a local judge sentenced him to 24 hours in prison. The man who had his ass thrown in jail got off with a fine of 50 Egyptian pounds (nine dollars, six euros).

I love that line-- "The man who had his ass thrown in jail..."

Viable candidate?


Liberals seem to like candidates without backbones, so I offer you this choice...

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

WTF??? Special Two-In-One


City uses DNA to fight dog poop
PETAH TIKVA, Israel (Reuters) - An Israeli city is using DNA analysis of dog droppings to reward and punish pet owners. Under a six-month trial programme launched this week, the city of Petah Tikva, a suburb of Tel Aviv, is asking dog owners to take their animal to a municipal veterinarian, who then swabs its mouth and collects DNA. The city will use the DNA database it is building to match faeces to a registered dog and identify its owner. Owners who scoop up their dogs' droppings and place them in specially marked bins on Petah Tikva's streets will be eligible for rewards of pet food coupons and dog toys.
But droppings found underfoot in the street and matched through the DNA database to a registered pet could earn its owner a municipal fine.
"My goal is to get the residents involved, and tell them that together, we can make our environment clean," said Tika Bar-On, the city's chief veterinarian who came up with the idea for the DNA experiment.
Bar-On said the DNA database could also help veterinarians research genetic diseases in dogs, investigate canine pedigree and identify stray animals, replacing the need for electronic chip identification. "The sky is the limit on how far we can take this," she said.
So far, Bar-On said, residents have "reacted positively to the programme and are cooperating because they want their neighbourhood to be clean".
She said Petah Tikva would consider making it mandatory for pet owners to provide DNA samples from their dogs if the trial programme is successful.
By Avida Landau
(Editing by Robert Hart) .

The pic is of a product I was going to do a separate blog on, but it will work fine here... http://www.nopeitssoap.com/

no, no, no no no no no no...


"Hitchhiker's Guide" series to ride again

LONDON (Reuters) - Children's author Eoin Colfer is to write a sixth novel in the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series, seven years after the death of its creator Douglas Adams, Penguin said Wednesday. The Irish writer, best known for his Artemis Fowl fairy stories, has the blessing of Adams' widow, Jane Belson, to continue the bestselling science fiction saga.
Called "And Another Thing...," the new novel will be published in October 2009. Colfer said he was a big fan of the original books, which started as a BBC radio serial.
"For years I have been finishing this incredible story in my head and now I have the opportunity to do it in the real world," he said in a statement. "It is a gift from the Gods. So, thank you Thor and Odin."
The satirical books tell the story of a hapless Englishman called Arthur Dent who travels the universe after the Earth is demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
The saga centers on the search for the answer to "life, the universe and everything," which after a long wait turns out to be 42. Penguin Managing Director Helen Fraser said she hoped Colfer would attract new readers to the books.
Adams died from a heart attack in California in 2001 at the age of 49. He had hoped to finish the series with a sixth novel.
"Five seems to be a wrong kind of number; six is a better kind of number," he once said.
(Reporting by Peter Griffiths; editing by Steve Addison)

No one could possibly do what Douglas Adams did-- I'm panicking...

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Eye candy...


Is this not the hottest human being ever? If I didn't already like girls, I would definitely like them after seeing this one...
P.S.- boobs, nude, nudity, breasts, panties, hot chick, etc. (to aid the searchability factor)